*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*
Perfect trailer to convince someone to play mass effect.
Made a new Shepper because Liara is a babe and I need 2 hit
make me choose: bethany hawke or carver hawke for anonymous
“I'm proud to call you sister. That's gone unsaid too long.”
Friended Carver is so lovely.
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!
"I’m in me"
i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging
because they are shitheads
(the first one is a print you can get here)
*whispers softly* i ship it
A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora
A Slytherin uses a lockpick
A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down
A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.
I didn’t draw anything all weekend the only thing I did was color in these idiots.
I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.
You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.
When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.
things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty
thanks for translating into hornline vocab
no problem hornline
in honor of 4/20 i would like to remind everyone that husk rearranges into kush
the reapers were just tryin to blaze
you know even if it wasn’t in the games i bet there are often sexual incidents involving medigel being mistaken for lube
like kaidan grabs the wrong thing off the bedside table and the medigel does its thing and they’re moaning and panting and suddenly shepard’s like ‘my butthole??????’ and kaidan’s like ‘oh my god it’s like i’m in a terrible fanfiction i used the wrong thing for lube and i just made COMMANDER SHEPARD’S BUTTHOLE CLOSE UP?!?!’ and that’s a difficult one to explain to dr chakwas let me tell you
or joker’s having some one-on-one time with his, uh, hand, and he ends up closing up the slit in his shit shit shit shit that can’t be healthy 'what is the matter jeff?' EDI asks and when she finds out, it's the first time she laughs can't stop won't stop glad you find this hilarious i’m gonna die EDI?!
medigel lube escapades okay. medigel lube escapades.
bunny kisses - just in time for easter !:*
what the fuck?
hey look it’s an american white guy saying non whites should stay out of white countries ahahahhHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW
and to think they feel their “opinions” are actually important