Hi my name is Joel and I'm a huge dumb.
Now doing commissions!!!

….I should really get a tablet.

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glitteringworlds:

I don’t know if these are still cool anymore but I couldn’t resist. Credit to lizzledpink for helping me brainstorm.

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

Video Game Meme / Five Quotes [4/5] → "Women do not frighten
like little boys."
Video Game Meme / Five Relationships [2/5] → Ashley and Kaidan

make me choose: chignonesque asked: carver or bethany

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Being Better Than Them
Fandom: Mass Effect
Characters: Cathair Shepard, Tali’Zorah nar Rayya

"You don’t get to lie!" The man screamed, "You don’t get to-" He swung around, checking that the three of them were staying back, and his voice dropped in shock. "Shepard?"

"Toombs?" Shepard asked. "I… I watched you die on Akuze." And yet, here he was. The only survivor, confronted with another.

Tali’Zorah watches Shepard face a demon.

Um, so basically, Keith went with the Control ending. And I figured, he would probably still maybe have some conscious, independent thought. So, why not have a setup similar to EDI, where he can have a human-sized chasis that he can also control?

Basically, I just took that self-indulgent idea and ran with it. So this is Shepard and EDI posing for the cover of some trashy magazine probably. Maybe they got voted sexiest robots of the galaxy? (Kaidan and Joker would probably agree.)

Yeahhhhh I don’t think I’m finishing this…..

Shepard hit off well with Cortez and Vega. They would often disappear down to the cargo hold to work or drink or listen to old music, generally Latin pop songs, or a mix of all three. Today was much the same.

A small radio was blasting from James’ workstation. He began to hum along as he fiddled with his shotgun. Shepard nodded their head along to the beat. In was overall pretty quiet, at least until the chorus.

“Don’t speak!” Cortez suddenly shouted, shocking the other two. Shepard grinned and shouted back, “I know just what you’re saying.” Vega laughed, and cranked up the volume of the radio as the others continued to sing loudly and poorly.

customshepards on deviantART

I just wanted to send out the message again that there’s now a group on DeviantArt dedicated to all your custom Shepards!!! We need new members, artwork, literature, mods, anything!

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queefilicious:

inked-lion:

Things People Need to Know about Tattoo’s

who even wanted to tattoo the back of their knee

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i….. shaded it

itswalky:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

whiteboyfriend:

NPR posted an article with a title asking why people don’t read anymore, but the content was just an April Fools joke. Then people started to embarrass themselves.

(gawker)

Pictured: a proper April Fool’s joke.

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