Hi my name is Joel and I'm a huge dumb.
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Here is a live kitten feed

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*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*



Perfect trailer to convince someone to play mass effect.


Made a new Shepper because Liara is a babe and I need 2 hit



make me choose: bethany hawke or carver hawke for anonymous

I'm proud to call you sister. That's gone unsaid too long.” 

Friended Carver is so lovely.



Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut

And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

"I’m in me"



i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

*whispers softly* i ship it

I think I have a massive problem.


A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora

A Slytherin uses a lockpick

A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down

A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.

I didn’t draw anything all weekend the only thing I did was color in these idiots.








I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.

You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.

When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.


things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks for translating into hornline vocab

no problem hornline


in honor of 4/20 i would like to remind everyone that husk rearranges into kush

the reapers were just tryin to blaze


you know even if it wasn’t in the games i bet there are often sexual incidents involving medigel being mistaken for lube

like kaidan grabs the wrong thing off the bedside table and the medigel does its thing and they’re moaning and panting and suddenly shepard’s like ‘my butthole??????’ and kaidan’s like ‘oh my god it’s like i’m in a terrible fanfiction i used the wrong thing for lube and i just made COMMANDER SHEPARD’S BUTTHOLE CLOSE UP?!?!’ and that’s a difficult one to explain to dr chakwas let me tell you

or joker’s having some one-on-one time with his, uh, hand, and he ends up closing up the slit in his shit shit shit shit that can’t be healthy 'what is the matter jeff?' EDI asks and when she finds out, it's the first time she laughs can't stop won't stop glad you find this hilarious i’m gonna die EDI?!

medigel lube escapades okay. medigel lube escapades.


bunny kisses - just in time for easter !:*




fyi fuckyeahheterosexuality just changed urls they did not delete they are now straightprideforever

what the fuck?

hey look it’s an american white guy saying non whites should stay out of white countries ahahahhHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW 

and to think they feel their “opinions” are actually important